research doesn't always pay

I've recently been having dreams involving various sexual encounters. Naturally, since the idea was so prevalent I had to look up just what my subconscious was telling me. To my dismay, there were no secret meanings or revelations that are just out of my grasp; no, having dreams about fucking people only means that you are feeling deprived of actual, real life (non-dream) fucking. I didn't need to spend fifteen minutes researching to come to that realization.